September 2011
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Never Say Never
Caroline: If I were a dog I wouldn't have a boyfriend.
Caroline: I'm a human and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Me: Never say never.
Caroline: I didn't...
Me: That's right.
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Hurricane Party
Scott: We have water.
Scott: And 10 gigantic bags of ice that my mother made me wake up at 8 this morning to buy with her.
Scott: I made her explain what she wanted twice and then my response was "No, I hate you."
Me: Haha, such a dutiful son.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
– Mark Twain (via kari-shma)
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We all do things we desperately wish we could undo. Those regrets just become...
– Libba Bray (via kari-shma)
Yes, Hunger Games Pun.
Scott: Why are debit cards so ugly?
Caroline: Aren't there banks that let you design your own cards? Like Capital One?
Scott: Yes. But I don't trust The Capitol with my money.
Caroline: Zing!